| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Big Hairy | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 |
| 2 | Useless | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 100000 |
| 3 | Double Skull | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 40000 |
| 4 | Failed GFI | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 5 | Broken Neck | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 6 | Fluffed Pass | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40000 |
| 7 | Miss Next Game | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 40000 |
| 8 | Niggling Injury | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 9 | Splattered | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 10 | Bone Head | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 11 | Failed Catch | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 12 | Rest in Peace | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
| 13 | Comic Relief | Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40000 |
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| Team Name: | Free win | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Goblin | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 106 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 30000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Christer | Apothecary: | Yes |
| | | Team Wizard: | No |